Make README viral-worthy with side-by-side comparisons and meme energy

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# 🪨 caveman
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> why use many token when few token do trick
<h1 align="center">caveman</h1>
A [Claude Code](https://docs.anthropic.com/en/docs/claude-code) skill that makes Claude talk like a caveman — cutting ~75% of tokens while keeping full technical accuracy.
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<strong>why use many token when few token do trick</strong>
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Based on the [viral observation](https://x.com) that caveman-speak dramatically reduces LLM token usage without losing technical substance.
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<a href="#install">Install</a> •
<a href="#before--after">Before/After</a> •
<a href="#why">Why</a>
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A [Claude Code](https://docs.anthropic.com/en/docs/claude-code) skill that makes Claude talk like a caveman — cutting **~75% of tokens** while keeping full technical accuracy.
Based on the [viral observation](https://x.com/goodside/status/1922279423968583859) that caveman-speak dramatically reduces LLM token usage without losing technical substance. So we made it a one-line install.
## Before / After
**Normal Claude:**
<table>
<tr>
<td width="50%">
### 🗣️ Normal Claude (69 tokens)
> "The reason your React component is re-rendering is likely because you're creating a new object reference on each render cycle. When you pass an inline object as a prop, React's shallow comparison sees it as a different object every time, which triggers a re-render. I'd recommend using useMemo to memoize the object."
**Caveman Claude:**
</td>
<td width="50%">
### 🪨 Caveman Claude (19 tokens)
> "New object ref each render. Inline object prop = new ref = re-render. Wrap in `useMemo`."
Same fix. 75% less word.
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
### 🗣️ Normal Claude
> "Sure! I'd be happy to help you with that. The issue you're experiencing is most likely caused by your authentication middleware not properly validating the token expiry. Let me take a look and suggest a fix."
</td>
<td>
### 🪨 Caveman Claude
> "Bug in auth middleware. Token expiry check use `<` not `<=`. Fix:"
</td>
</tr>
</table>
**Same fix. 75% less word. Brain still big.**
## Install
```bash
claude install-skill julb/caveman
claude install-skill JuliusBrussee/caveman
```
Or clone repo and add to your Claude Code skills manually.
One rock. That it.
## Usage
Once installed, trigger with:
- `/caveman`
Trigger with:
- `/caveman`
- "talk like caveman"
- "use caveman mode"
- "caveman mode"
- "less tokens please"
To stop: say "stop caveman" or "normal mode"
Stop with: "stop caveman" or "normal mode"
## Rules
## What Caveman Do
- English go caveman. Code stay normal
- Technical terms keep exact (no dumb down "polymorphism" to "many shape thing")
- Error messages quoted exact
- Git commits and PRs stay normal
| Thing | Caveman Do? |
|-------|------------|
| English explanation | 🪨 Caveman smash filler words |
| Code blocks | ✍️ Write normal (caveman not stupid) |
| Technical terms | 🧠 Keep exact (polymorphism stay polymorphism) |
| Error messages | 📋 Quote exact |
| Git commits & PRs | ✍️ Write normal |
| Articles (a, an, the) | 💀 Gone |
| Pleasantries | 💀 "Sure I'd be happy to" is dead |
| Hedging | 💀 "It might be worth considering" extinct |
## Why
- Token go brrr (save money)
- Response faster (less generate)
- Same accuracy (all technical info kept)
- Fun (ooga booga)
```
┌─────────────────────────────────────┐
│ TOKENS SAVED ████████ 75% │
│ TECHNICAL ACCURACY ████████ 100%│
│ SPEED INCREASE ████████ ~3x │
│ VIBES ████████ OOG │
└─────────────────────────────────────┘
```
- **Save money** — 75% less token = 75% less cost on output
- **Faster response** — less token to generate = speed go brrr
- **Same accuracy** — all technical info kept, only fluff removed
- **Fun** — every code review become comedy
## How It Work
Caveman not dumb. Caveman **efficient**.
Normal LLM waste token on:
- "I'd be happy to help you with that" (8 wasted tokens)
- "The reason this is happening is because" (7 wasted tokens)
- "I would recommend that you consider" (7 wasted tokens)
- "Sure, let me take a look at that for you" (10 wasted tokens)
Caveman say what need saying. Then stop.
## Star This Repo
If caveman save you mass token, mass money — leave mass star. ⭐
## License
MIT — free like mammoth on open plain.
MIT — free like mass mammoth on open plain.