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+'The Geek shall inherit the earth.' - Linus 5:5
+665.9238429876 - Number of the Pentium Beast
+A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1...
+A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.
+A program is a device used to convert data into error messages.
+A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.
+ACK and you shall receive.
+AFX Analogue Bubblebath
+APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
+Acid Resistant is great
+Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
+All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
+Application has reported a 'Not My Fault' in module KRNL.EXE in line 0200:103F
+As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
+Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
+Behind every good computer -- is a jumble of wires 'n stuff.
+C Programmers do it recursively.
+C.O.B.O.L - Completely Obsolete Boring Old Language.
+Calculating in binary code is as easy as 01,10,11.
+Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
+Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
+Core Dump, The shit has been purged
+Drag me, drop me, treat me like an object!
+Eh, damn dog always shits in my yard
+Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
+Epigram: Ada is the 400-pound gorilla of programming languages.
+Error 69: Excess Orgasm
+Error 86: Keyboard not found, press any key to continue
+Error 95: Bad user input, replace user and try again
+Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
+Error: Sector not found -- search behind couch? (Y/N)
+Excess Flood    Just Kidding
+Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven...
+File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
+Finish the project. We'll buy you a new family.
+God is real... unless declared an integer.
+Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
+I feel like a genocidal maniac when emacs asks me if I want to kill 10789 characters.
+I thought I had a back-up, but she refused to type it in again.
+ICMP: The protocol that goes PING!
+If I were an Apple I wouldn't be here
+Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium.
+Life's unfair - but root password helps!
+Linux renders ships, NT is rendering ships useless.
+Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware.
+Madcows on the loose, mooooo mooooo
+Marketer to coder: "You start coding. I'll go find out what they want."
+Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
+My operat~1 system unders~1 long filena~1 , does yours?
+My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
+PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms
+Ping timeout    Just Kidding
+Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
+Programmers never die: They just GOSUB without RETURN.
+RTFM: Not just an acronym, it's the LAW!
+Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
+Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.
+Remaining time multiplied by distress is constant.
+Say hello to Mr. MookaHuka for me
+Segmentation Fault, bad fart
+Sex, It's whats for dinner
+Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.
+Software isn't released, it's allowed to escape.
+Standards are industry's way of codifying obsolescence.
+The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!'.
+The world is coming to an end...   SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!
+There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
+Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred...
+To know recursion, you must first know recursion.
+Universe.SYS corrupted. Reboot? [Y/N]
+Unix, BASIC, C, PASCAL, APL, ADA, and PROFANITY spoken here.
+VI VI VI The editor of the beast.
+Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX.
+vanishing