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common/away.txt

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+* <- tribble  * <- his evil tribble twin, skippy
+* <- tribble  <*<- grinning tribble
+* <- tribble  {{:-(*) - klingon eating a tribble
+* bwave/qwk v2.30 * offline e-mail from cutting edge
+... but, the cats were cool and never said a mumblin' word!
+I'm so fucking lagged I might as well be gone
+a.a.u.w. -- the american association of ugly wimmin  
+aardvark: strenuous labor.
+abducted by aliens
+alaskan visuals by a. roaring boring alice
+alternate zucchini use #12:  club open-mindedness into conservatives.
+and now, radio four will explode.
+and the general sat and the lines on the map moved from side to side
+another liberal lemming leaps off the cliff to oblivion!
+as funny asa brain tumor.
+at microsoft, quality it job 1.1!
+bother! said pooh, as he put a pin in the piglet doll.
+bowman hesitates. you're not ibm compatible.
+brothel : new zealand sheep mustering yard.
+c programmers continue it.
+chelsea clinton is worth a thousand condom commercials.
+click  click  click  damn, out of ferret taglines!
+clinton defense #1:  hey, i just do what the wife says.
+contradiction:  stubbornness versus stupidity.
+courage is the complement of fear. -- heinlein
+cows may come and cows may go, but the bull goes on forever.
+cthulhu is a h.p. lovecraft thing...
+dubious metrics: 10^21 piccolos = 1 gigolo
+error in reality.sys, <a>lter reality, <r>un fantasy.com intead?
+ew! there are mice on the table! -arthur dent
+feminizt's minds are closed for repairs. 
+for sale: galaxy class starship, one owner. contact quark.
+get away from the dynamite, tom said explosively.
+getting a blow job...
+give us more responsibility - b. clinton
+gone to the park bbl
+good idea: kissing a loved one. bad idea: kissing a total stranger.
+good: hot outdoor sex.  bad: you're arrested.  worse: by your husband.
+has your wife's hair-do ever been ruined by a ceiling fan?
+hate to drag this out but i need the screen time - tom
+hello. 1-900-spank-me - crow as adam west on phone
+how do you know when you run out of invisible ink?
+how many minbari does it take to screw in a lightbulb? sheridan
+how to stay poor and enjoy it less by i.r.s.
+i love my windows 95! ummmm errrr  96! umm nope that's not it 97!
+i opened the book of enlightenment and saw only myself! <cord>
+i put my hand on her belly, and she said would you like to fill me?
+i see my signal's turned from green to red. -- hendrix
+i thought they'd cured that in 1940. said the doctor.
+i wish i was someone else.  then i could kiss myself. -- cat
+i'll eat you for lunch any day.
+i'm all over that like a cheap suit.
+i've seen centipedes and snakes and my head is full of aches.....
+if i hold you any closer i'll be in back of you. - groucho marx
+if u keep a can of raid on the kitchen table.. you might be a redneck.
+im fucking my sister!$%
+insert foot in mouth, chew thoroughly, echo internationally...
+kate smith - it's over. i sang.
+kosh??? - sheridan
+life's a piece of shit, when you look at it.
+lumptadump: stack of trash bags sitting by the curb.
+may your daughters be like the flowers in the field -- wither away and f
+mechanical engineers do it with fluid dynamics
+memory chip makers love windows!
+murphy's law of sex:  this won't hurt, i promise.
+my one regret in life is that i'm not someone else.
+national directory of irish aa members  - short book
+nixon had watergate, clinton has whitewater.
+novel, baldrick...not navel. i sent him my novel. -edmund
+now i have 1 less incident to tease you about! - dragonrider
+on their knees the war pigs crawling...
+only two things can top sex: whipped cream and a cherry.
+or worse, not to have a mind -dan quayle
+oxymoron: humane society
+people of stature: people who don't need status.
+please Leave a Message or something...
+potty emergency!  wakko warner
+profanity -- not just for windows users.
+quarks -- the cheers of the 24th century, and beyond...
+rampart how do you read? uh, never got past 3d grade -tom
+scully: i don't know, i've never had the pleasure.
+she is so flat her baby had to nurse with a straw.
+size matters not. judge me by my size, do you? --yoda
+slogan for pentium: 3.998245917 division considered harmful.
+someone could get hurt. lore
+something would have to be done... something irresponsible...
+stay tuned as the canadiens smoke roger's team.
+steers like a dream! - yakko
+taco bell grandee: taco's owner.
+testing this new script
+the gf is here, gotta run errr get busy
+the high school bigshot! - tom sings
+the letter `n' could be a vowel if someone stood up for it.
+w a r n i n g!! recipes are v e r y addictive!!
+wait'll my young life meeting hears - tom
+we are all driven into the same fold.<horace (8 bc)>
+we haven't met before. exactly. kirk re moreau
+werd.. away
+what the hell do you want? go away
+when should i telephone my lawyer?
+windows error #3214: operator out of patience!
+wishing you and yours a very merry christmas and a happy new year!!
+worf! still struggling up that evolutionary ladder?--q
+you are someone else i am still right here
+you call this a storm??!! lt. dan on hurricane carmen
+you idiots!  you've captured they're stunt doubles!
+you see the nipples on that dog?!? - tom
+you're stinking on purpose, anrn't you?
+your mother is so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.