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'The Geek shall inherit the earth.' - Linus 5:5
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665.9238429876 - Number of the Pentium Beast
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A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1...
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A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.
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A program is a device used to convert data into error messages.
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A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.
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ACK and you shall receive.
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AFX Analogue Bubblebath
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APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
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Acid Resistant is great
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Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
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All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
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Application has reported a 'Not My Fault' in module KRNL.EXE in line 0200:103F
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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Behind every good computer -- is a jumble of wires 'n stuff.
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C Programmers do it recursively.
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C.O.B.O.L - Completely Obsolete Boring Old Language.
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Calculating in binary code is as easy as 01,10,11.
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Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Core Dump, The shit has been purged
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Drag me, drop me, treat me like an object!
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Eh, damn dog always shits in my yard
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Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
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Epigram: Ada is the 400-pound gorilla of programming languages.
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Error 69: Excess Orgasm
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Error 86: Keyboard not found, press any key to continue
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Error 95: Bad user input, replace user and try again
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Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
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Error: Sector not found -- search behind couch? (Y/N)
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Excess Flood Just Kidding
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Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven...
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File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
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Finish the project. We'll buy you a new family.
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God is real... unless declared an integer.
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Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
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I feel like a genocidal maniac when emacs asks me if I want to kill 10789 characters.
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I thought I had a back-up, but she refused to type it in again.
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ICMP: The protocol that goes PING!
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If I were an Apple I wouldn't be here
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Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium.
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Life's unfair - but root password helps!
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Linux renders ships, NT is rendering ships useless.
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Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware.
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Madcows on the loose, mooooo mooooo
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Marketer to coder: "You start coding. I'll go find out what they want."
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Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
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My operat~1 system unders~1 long filena~1 , does yours?
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms
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Ping timeout Just Kidding
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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
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Programmers never die: They just GOSUB without RETURN.
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RTFM: Not just an acronym, it's the LAW!
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Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
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Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.
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Remaining time multiplied by distress is constant.
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Say hello to Mr. MookaHuka for me
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Segmentation Fault, bad fart
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Sex, It's whats for dinner
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Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.
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Software isn't released, it's allowed to escape.
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Standards are industry's way of codifying obsolescence.
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The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!'.
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The world is coming to an end... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!
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There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
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Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred...
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To know recursion, you must first know recursion.
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Universe.SYS corrupted. Reboot? [Y/N]
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Unix, BASIC, C, PASCAL, APL, ADA, and PROFANITY spoken here.
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VI VI VI The editor of the beast.
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Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX.
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vanishing
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