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Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
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If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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You look like the type of guy who's heard every line in the book, so what's one more?
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I'd like to see you're hard drive? I bet it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
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Can I make ur software turn into hardware?
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Those are nice pants...could I talk you out of them?
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Why don't I sit on your lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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Do you know what would look absolutely terrific on you? Me!!!
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Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
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I looked up your name in the Thesaurus today and it was included under hot stuff!
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Was your dad a king for a day? He must have been to make a prince like you!
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Do you have a fever? 'Cause you look pretty hot from here.
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Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?
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Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all night!
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Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. :)
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Sit on my lap and let's get things straight between us.
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If you've lost your virginity, can I be the box it came in?
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Those pants looks good on you, but they would look better on my bedroom floor.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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What do you think of this dress? I like nothing better.
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Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, Can I?
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That's a nice smile you've got, it's a shame it's not all you're wearing!
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I love every bone in your body. Especially the one I'd like in mine!
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Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
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Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?
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Can I look at the tag on ur shirt? I want to check see if you were made in heaven.
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Hey baby, are you wearing space underwear tonight? Because your ass is out of this world!
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Do you have mirrors in your pockets? Because I can see myself in your pants!
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I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
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Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
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I hope the word of the day is legs, because I would sure like to spread the word.
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Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!
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Your daddy must be a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
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Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? If not, Wanna go upstairs and talk?
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Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Would you mind licking my belly-button? From the inside?
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I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?
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