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export const ALL_PROMPTS = [
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// ── Quiplash XL / Quiplash 1 ──────────────────────────────────────────────
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"What two words would passengers never want to hear a pilot say?",
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"You would never go on a roller coaster called ___",
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"The secret to a happy life",
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"If a winning coach gets Gatorade dumped on his head, what should get dumped on the losing coach?",
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"Name a candle scent designed specifically for Kim Kardashian",
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"You should never give alcohol to ___",
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"Everyone knows that monkeys hate ___",
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"The biggest downside to living in Hell",
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"Jesus's REAL last words",
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"The worst thing for an evil witch to turn you into",
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"The Skittles flavor that just missed the cut",
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"On your wedding night, it would be horrible to find out that the person you married is ___",
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"A name for a really bad Broadway musical",
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"The first thing you would do after winning the lottery",
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"What's actually causing global warming?",
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"A name for a brand of designer adult diapers",
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"Name a TV drama that's about a vampire doctor",
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"Something squirrels probably do when no one is looking",
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"The crime you would commit if you could get away with it",
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"Come up with a great title for the next awkward teen sex movie",
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"What's the Mona Lisa smiling about?",
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"A terrible name for a cruise ship",
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'What FDR meant to say was "We have nothing to fear, but ___"',
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"Come up with a title for an adult version of any classic video game",
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"The name of a font nobody would ever use",
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"Something you should never put on an open wound",
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"Scientists say erosion, but we all know the Grand Canyon was actually made by ___",
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"The real reason the dinosaurs died",
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"Come up with the name of a country that doesn't exist",
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"The best way to keep warm on a cold winter night",
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"A college major you don't see at many universities",
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"What would make baseball more entertaining to watch?",
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"The best thing about going to prison",
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"The best title for a new national anthem for the USA",
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"Come up with the name of a book that would sell a million copies, immediately",
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"What would you do if you were left alone in the White House for an hour?",
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"Invent a family-friendly replacement word that you could say instead of an actual curse word",
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"A better name for testicles",
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"The name of the reindeer Santa didn't pick to pull his sleigh",
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"What's the first thing you would do if you could time travel?",
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"The name of a pizza place you should never order from",
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"A not-very-scary name for a pirate",
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"Come up with a name for a beer made especially for monkeys",
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"The best thing about living in an igloo",
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"The worst way to be murdered",
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"Something you shouldn't get your significant other for Valentine's Day",
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"A dangerous thing to do while driving",
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"Something you shouldn't wear to a job interview",
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"The #1 reason penguins can't fly",
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"Using only two words, a new state motto for Texas",
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"The hardest thing about being Batman",
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"A great way to kill time at work",
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'Come up with a really bad TV show that starts with "Baby"',
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"Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?",
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"What's wrong with these kids today?",
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'A great new invention that starts with "Automatic"',
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'Come up with a really bad football penalty that begins with "Intentional"',
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"A Starbucks coffee that should never exist",
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"There's Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, and Hufflepuff, but what's the Hogwarts house few have ever heard of?",
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"The worst words to say for the opening of a eulogy at a funeral",
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"Something you should never use as a scarf",
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"Invent a holiday that you think everyone would enjoy",
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"The best news you could get today",
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"Usually, it's bacon, lettuce and tomato, but come up with a BLT you wouldn't want to eat",
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"The worst thing you could stuff a bed mattress with",
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"A great opening line to start a conversation with a stranger at a party",
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"Something you would like to fill a swimming pool with",
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"Miley Cyrus' Wi-Fi password, possibly",
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"If you were allowed to name someone else's baby any weird thing you wanted, what would you name it?",
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"A fun thing to think about during mediocre sex",
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"You know you're in for a bad taxi ride when ___",
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"Where do babies come from?",
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'The terrible fate of the snowman Olaf in a director\'s cut of "Frozen"',
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"Sometimes, after a long day, you just need to ___",
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"The worst way to spell Mississippi",
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't spank you right now",
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"The best pick-up line for an elderly singles mixer",
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"A good stage name for a chimpanzee stripper",
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"The best place to bury all those bodies",
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"One place a finger shouldn't go",
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"Come up with a name for the most difficult yoga pose known to mankind",
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"What's lurking under your bed when you sleep?",
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"A great name for a nude beach in Alaska",
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"Make up the title of a movie that is based on the first time you had sex",
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"A vanity license plate a jerk in an expensive car would get",
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"A good fake name to use when checking into a hotel",
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"A good catchphrase to yell every time you finish pooping",
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'Your personal catchphrase if you were on one of those "Real Housewives" shows',
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"Something you should never stick up your butt",
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"A terrible name for a clown",
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"An inappropriate thing to do at a cemetery",
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"Like chicken fingers or chicken poppers, a new appetizer name for your fun theme restaurant: chicken ___",
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"Thing you'd be most surprised to have a dentist find in your mouth",
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"Rename Winnie-the-Pooh to something more appropriate/descriptive",
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'Name the sequel to "Titanic" if there were one. "Titanic 2: ___"',
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"An alternate use for a banana",
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"What you'd guess is an unadvertised ingredient in most hot dogs",
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"Name your new haircutting establishment",
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"Something that would make an awful hat",
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"How many monkeys is too many monkeys?",
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"Something you'd be surprised to see a donkey do",
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"The title you'd come up with if you were writing the Olympics theme song",
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"Something you should never say to your mother",
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"Come up with a name for a new, very manly cocktail",
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"The three ingredients in the worst smoothie ever",
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"The best thing to use when you're out of toilet paper",
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"Come up with a catchier, more marketable name for the Bible",
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"The most presidential name you can think of (that isn't already the name of a president)",
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"A good way to get fired",
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"If we can't afford to bury or cremate you, what should we do with your body?",
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"Name the eighth dwarf, who got cut at the last minute",
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"A good place to hide boogers",
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'Come up with the name for a new TV show with the word "Spanky" in it',
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"A fun trick to play on the Pope",
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"Where do you think the beef really is?",
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"Something it'd be fun to throw off the Eiffel Tower",
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"Write a newspaper headline that will really catch people's attention",
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'The worst job title that starts with "Assistant"',
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"The last person you'd consider inviting to your birthday party",
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"The grossest thing you'd put in your mouth for $18",
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"The name of a new perfume by Betty White",
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"The worst name for a robot",
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"The first names of each of your nipples",
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"The most embarrassing name for a dog",
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"The worst thing to discover in your burrito",
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"One thing never to do on a first date",
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"Ozzy Osbourne's Twitter password, probably",
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"Who let the dogs out?",
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"What do vegans taste like?",
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"An item NOT found in Taylor Swift's purse",
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"Name a new reggae band made up entirely of chickens",
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"Name a children's book by someone who hates children",
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"The name of your new plumbing company",
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"Make up a word that describes the sound of farting into a bowl of mac & cheese",
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"A new ice cream flavor that no one would ever order",
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"Name a new movie starring a talking goat who is president of the United States",
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"Something that would not work well as a dip for tortilla chips",
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"If God has a sense of humor, he welcomes people to heaven by saying ___",
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"The name of a clothing store for overweight leprechauns",
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"Something upsetting you could say to the cable guy as he installs your television service",
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"The worst thing that could jump out of a bachelor party cake",
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"Come up with a name for a new beer marketed toward babies",
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"A terrible theme for a high school prom",
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"Make up a name for a silent-film porno from the 1920s",
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"Something you should not whisper to your grandmother",
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"A terrible name for a 1930s gangster",
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"A fun thing to yell as a baby is being born",
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"The worst family secret that could come out over Thanksgiving dinner",
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"The name of a toilet paper specifically designed for the Queen of England",
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"Something you'd probably find a lot of in God's refrigerator",
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"The worst person to narrate the audiobook of \"Fifty Shades of Grey\"",
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"A lawn decoration sure to make the neighbors mad",
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"The worst thing to say when trying to adopt a pet",
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"A good name for an erotic bakery",
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"People wouldn't respect He-Man as much if, to gain his power, he held up his sword and shouted ___",
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"Fun thing to do if locked in the mall overnight",
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"The worst person to receive a sponge bath from",
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"Pants would be a whole lot better if they ___",
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"The most awesome Guinness World Record to break",
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"A little-known way to get gum out of your hair",
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"It's bad to be buried alive. It's worse to be buried alive with ___",
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"Something that would not work as well as skis",
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'A rejected title for "The Good, The Bad and the Ugly" was "The Good, the Bad and the ___"',
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"What to say to get out of jury duty",
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"What the Statue of Liberty is hiding beneath that robe",
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"There's only one time that murder is acceptable and that is when ___",
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"Take any well-known restaurant and slightly change its name to something inappropriate",
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"Little-known fact: The government allows peanut butter to contain up to 10% ___",
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"A good sign that your house is haunted",
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"A catchy name for a sperm bank",
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"A bad occupation for a robot to have",
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"A sequel to the painting Dogs Playing Poker",
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"The Tooth Fairy's other job",
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"Little-known fact: A secret area in the White House is the ___ room",
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"An invention by Thomas Edison that never caught on",
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"A bad place to skinny-dip",
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"What time is it?",
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"A birthday present you shouldn't get for your grandmother",
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"A short motto everyone should live by",
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"Invent a Christmas tradition sure to catch on",
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"A bad thing to yell during church",
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"The unsexiest thought you can have",
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"A good improvement to make to Mt. Rushmore",
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"The best way to start your day",
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"The worst name for a summer camp",
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"Something that's made worse by adding cheese",
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"Three things are certain in life: Death, Taxes, and ___",
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"A faster way to get home from the Land of Oz is to click your heels three times and say ___",
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"The first commandment in the new religion you started",
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"Come up with a name for a rock band made up entirely of baby ducks",
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"Something that is currently legal that should be banned",
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'A word that should never follow "Beef"',
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"The perfect song to hum on the toilet",
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"A bad thing to say to a cop as he writes you a speeding ticket",
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"Something you shouldn't buy off of Craigslist",
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"Take any U.S. president's name and turn it into something inappropriate",
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"We can all agree that ___",
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"The name you would give to a really mopey pig",
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"A great name to have on a fake I.D.",
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"What robots dream about",
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"What really happened to Amelia Earhart",
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"How far is too far?",
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"If at first you don't succeed...",
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'Finish this sentence: When I\'m rich, my mansion will have a room called The ___ Room',
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"Something you'd be surprised to see come out of a pimple you pop",
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"Today's music needs more ___",
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"A fun trick to play on your doctor",
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"A bad place for your rocket ship to crash would be The Planet of the ___",
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"A bad campaign slogan for a congressperson",
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"The coolest way to die",
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"Two people from history that should definitely have sex",
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"The name of an all-male version of Hooters",
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"A little-known nickname for New Orleans",
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"A unique way to escape from prison",
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"The title of a new YouTube cat video that's sure to go viral",
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"A gift nobody would want: The ___ of the Month Club",
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'A just-so-crazy-it\'s-brilliant business idea to pitch on "Shark Tank"',
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"A terrifying fortune cookie fortune",
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'It would be scary to read on a food package, "May contain trace elements of ___"',
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"What a dog sext message might say",
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"Something the devil is afraid of",
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"CBS should air a TV show about lawyers who are also ___",
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"A great thing to yell before jumping out of an airplane",
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"What you hope the Mars Rover finds",
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"A TMZ headline you really want to see",
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"Something that will get you thrown out of a Wendy's",
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"A rejected phrase for one of those Valentine heart candies",
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"Where missing socks go",
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"The first sign that you're old",
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"The name of a cocktail for hillbillies",
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"Graffiti you might find in a kindergarten",
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"The worst thing to wear to your court trial",
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"A rejected crayon color",
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"An angry review you'd give this game (Quiplash)",
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"Bad advice for new graduates",
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"The best way to tell if someone is dead",
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"A terrible talent to have for the Miss America Pageant",
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"Tomorrow's news headline: Scientists Are Shocked to Discover That ___",
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"The worst material with which to make a snowman",
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"A terrible sportscaster catchphrase for when somebody dunks a basketball",
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"The first thing a pig would say if it could talk",
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"A surprising job entry on Abraham Lincoln's resume",
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"The worst shape for an animal cracker",
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"A weird thing to find in your grandparents' bedside table",
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"The worst name for a big and tall store",
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"Something you'd yell to heckle the performing dolphins at Sea World",
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"A new name for kumquats",
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"The name of a shampoo for hippies",
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"The real secret to living to age 100",
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"What really happens if you tear off that mattress tag",
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"A bad first line for your presidential inauguration speech",
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"A fun thing to do with a bowl of pudding",
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"Another use for cooked spaghetti",
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"A weird physical way to greet someone",
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"The worst name for a tanning salon",
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'The worst word that can come before "fart"',
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"A bad substitute for a toothbrush",
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"A trick you shouldn't teach your dog",
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"A name for a really cheap hotel",
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"The second thing said on the moon",
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"Why so serious?",
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"A tourist attraction in Hell",
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"The worst name for a mountain",
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"A thought that keeps Santa Claus awake at night",
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"The best thing about being really dumb",
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"Come up with a name for a salad dressing by Lindsay Lohan",
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"What they call pooping in the Land of Oz",
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'A completely wrong way to spell "Jennifer Aniston"',
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"You know you're really drunk when...",
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"An animal Noah shouldn't have saved",
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"The biggest secret the government keeps",
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"Another use for gravy",
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"The worst name for a rap artist",
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"An angry internet comment on a pet store's website",
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"A rejected shape for Marshmallow Peeps",
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"Something that should never be homemade",
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"The worst name for a funeral home",
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"What Chewbacca has really been yelling all these years",
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"The worst car feature that ends with \"holder\"",
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"A Tweet from a caveman",
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"A great nickname for your armpit hair",
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"Pick any city name and make it sound dirty",
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"What you want your gravestone to read",
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"A slogan to get everyone excited about corn",
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"It never ends well when you mix ___ and ___",
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"The best reason to go to Australia",
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"The beauty pageant no one wants to see: Miss ___",
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"The perfect meal would be a ___ stuffed in a ___ stuffed in a ___",
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"What's black and white and red all over?",
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"A little-known fact about the Jolly Green Giant",
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"The worst thing to find growing on your neck",
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"USA! USA! America is still number one in...",
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"A good name for an elderly nudist colony",
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"You should never ___ and ___ at the same time",
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"What is a tree thinking all day?",
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"What you call a baby sasquatch",
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"A good name for a sex robot",
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"A bad reason to call 911",
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"Name the next big sexually transmitted disease",
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"The worst thing about Canada",
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"A strange thing to keep as a pet",
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"What kittens would say if they could talk",
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"A sign you probably shouldn't put up in your yard",
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"What dogs think when they see people naked",
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"The grossest thing you could find at the bottom of a swimming pool",
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"The worst name for an SUV",
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"A good use for toenail clippings",
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"The title of the most boring porno ever",
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"Something you shouldn't stuff with cheese",
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"Something Godzilla does when he's drunk",
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"Trash talk you would hear at a chess meet",
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"Tip: Never eat at a place called Kentucky Fried ___",
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"Something overheard at the Last Supper",
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"The name of a species of dinosaur you wouldn't want to meet",
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"The worst way to fly: ___ Airlines",
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"Little-known fact: Over the course of a lifetime, an average person accidentally eats ten ___",
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"A great pet name for a parasitic worm that lives in your ear",
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"A prank the Supreme Court Justices probably play on each other",
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"A crazy thing to find during a colonoscopy",
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"A word that should be in the dictionary but isn't",
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"Advice: Never stick your tongue into ___",
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"The perfect name for a second head that sprouts on your shoulder",
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"Something a weatherman might yell if he completely snapped during the weather forecast",
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"The worst advice a doctor could give",
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"Life hack! Lower your heating bills by...",
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"The worst thing that could crawl out of your toilet",
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"No one would guess this is where the treasure is buried",
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"How Garfield the cartoon cat will eventually die",
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"The worst pizza is ___-style pizza",
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"What to do when your parachute fails",
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"Sleepwalking can be a problem but it's not as bad as sleep___",
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"A good name for a dog country singer",
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"Little-known fact: the fourth Wise Man gave baby Jesus the worst gift of all: ___",
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"A theme for a desk calendar that wouldn't sell very well",
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"A good name for a restaurant that serves animals with the faces still on them",
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"This just in! A ___ has won the election and will become the new governor of Texas",
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"The worst Halloween costume for a young child",
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"A better name for the Washington Monument",
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"A terrible food truck would be one that goes around selling only ___",
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"The worst thing to overhear during your surgery",
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"A better name for dandruff",
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"The liquid that would make for the worst salad dressing",
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'Make up a word that means "to make up a word"',
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"Something you don't want to find in your Christmas stocking",
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"The most bitching thing you can airbrush on your van",
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"Something you'd love to smash with a wrecking ball",
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"What deer would use for bait if they hunted hunters",
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"The best name for an obese rapper",
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"If animals took over, an exhibit you'd see at the human zoo",
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"A magazine that should never have a nude centerfold",
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"Make up a word for the watery substance that comes out of a ketchup bottle when you first squeeze it",
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"A better name for the game Duck Duck Goose",
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"The worst children's board game would be ___ ___ Hippos",
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"The world's most boring video game",
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"The difference between Grade A beef and Grade B beef",
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// ── Quiplash 2 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
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"The gross thing nobody knows about the Easter Bunny",
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"It's one thing to take his gold, but the best way to make a leprechaun mad is to ___",
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"Another use for carrots",
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"What NASA doesn't tell us is that for years, they've observed ___ through a powerful telescope",
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"The #1 reason people flunk out of ninja school",
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"The title of the ultimate dream job",
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"The only thing you can remember from inside the womb",
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"A murder weapon that should be added to the next version of the game Clue",
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"The worst theme for a slot machine",
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"A really cool thing to be reincarnated as",
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"Spell out the sound a fish hitting a person in the face makes",
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"What are chicken nuggets really made out of?",
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"What are the three greatest words in the English language?",
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"What happens when you have your 10,000th poop?",
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"A terrible name for a morning talk show",
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'It would be weird if aliens arrived and the first thing they said was "Take us to your ___"',
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"Something unusual to see written on a bathroom stall",
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"The title of a sitcom starring an otter",
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"The worst sign-off line you could have on your email",
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"How the Monopoly guy really earned his wealth",
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"The hardest part of living forever",
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"In your opinion, scientists should be working around the clock to clone ___",
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'The three things that make up "old person smell"',
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"What did Adam and Eve REALLY do to get thrown out of the Garden of Eden?",
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"A fun thing to do in a grocery store when no one is looking",
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"You know your baby boy is growing up too fast when he starts to ___",
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"What the guy who used the first toilet said",
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"An odd thing to discover upon arriving in Heaven: Tuesday nights are ___ night",
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"What a drunk traffic reporter would say",
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"A terrible thing to announce on your first day in jail",
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"The title of a musical you're glad doesn't exist",
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"A creature you should never find on a carousel",
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"Why is each snowflake different?",
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"Finding money in an old pair of pants is great, but what's even better is discovering ___",
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"A group that no tour bus driver ever wants to have assigned to their bus",
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"The hardest part about dating in 1892",
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"The name of a really boring sex position is the Reverse ___",
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"The worst tattoo to have on your butt would consist of these three words",
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'A bad excuse for being late to your own wedding: "Sorry, I was ___"',
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"A weird thing for a baseball umpire to lean down and say to a catcher",
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"An event you would dominate at the Olympics: the 500-meter ___",
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"Tip: Take your large movie theater beverage cup home and use it for ___",
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"An ingredient you definitely shouldn't find in a bottle of water",
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"The worst donut in the world is filled with ___",
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"In your job, you don't need a bulletproof vest, you need a ___proof vest",
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'The sequel to the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"',
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"The title of the shortest book ever written",
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"The scariest thing you could find in a cave",
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"Why do owls not kill us?",
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"What a lazy cowboy names his horse",
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"The best way to get out of a corn maze",
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"What a First Lady does all day",
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"The worst thing a lifeguard could announce to nearby swimmers",
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"The one thing they don't show you on the Pentagon tour is the secret ___ room",
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"The greatest part about having lots and lots of back hair",
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"The best way to escape the inside of a whale",
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"A food truck you might see in Texas: ___ On A Stick",
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"What happens if you eat too many hot dogs?",
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"The next big craze for yuppies: bottled ___",
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"Something you might overhear in a completely full clown car",
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'The worst possible misspelling of "Zach Galifianakis"',
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"A new baseball tradition you would like to see would be the seventh-inning ___",
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"Something very disturbing to pull out of your ear",
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"In the near future, scientists will discover that dinosaurs actually ___",
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"What are mannequins always thinking?",
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"Hands down, the worst roommate would be ___",
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"A car that would never sell is the Honda ___",
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"Never take a first date to a ___",
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"A funny line to say right before you're burned at the stake",
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"Everybody looks cool on a motorcycle except for ___",
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"What's that blue liquid in Magic 8 balls?",
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"The title of the book that's never checked out at the library",
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"A rejected song from the musical Oklahoma!",
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"You'll realize you shouldn't have picked up that hitchhiker when he says ___",
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"A good name for a Christian water park",
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"An item that never sells at a garage sale",
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"It would be awesome if you could grow ___ in a garden",
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"Something you don't want to see in a \"lost and found\" box",
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"The worst thing a history teacher could say",
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"The weirdest designated parking spot would be a parking spot specifically for ___",
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"A name for a dating site for people over 80",
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"A FAQ question on www.beets.com",
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"A terrible name for a dictator",
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"Indoor skydiving makes a lot more sense than indoor ___",
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"You can tell you're on a bad cruise when the captain announces \"If you look off the starboard side, you will see ___\"",
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"To be authentic, New York style pizza has to have lots and lots of ___",
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"The brand name of a really rough toilet paper",
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"You can tell your parents are glad to have you out of the house when they turn your room into a ___",
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"The quickest way to rid yourself of a tapeworm",
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"A hit country song for people who care about the environment",
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"What 80s TV alien ALF is probably up to right now",
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"Something that should never have a chocolate filling",
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"An inappropriate thing to write on somebody's cast",
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"What would you do for a Klondike bar?",
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'The technical medical term for "swamp ass"',
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"Something you wouldn't expect to hear from a Subway sandwich artist",
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"The biggest mistake you can make at an all-you-can-eat buffet",
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"Why you shouldn't party with Vikings",
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"A bad thing for a TV meteorologist to say during a tornado warning",
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"The name of a restaurant that only serves Grade D meat",
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"The worst thing to see out the window of your plane",
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"In the future, America will change its name to ___",
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"Why are sloths so slow?",
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'The three ingredients in a drink called "The Chicago"',
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"A street sign you would expect to see in Ireland",
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"A sign you got a bad nose job",
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"A procedure that not even the slimiest plastic surgeon will do",
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"The hardest class you can take at Clown College",
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"Edward Scissorhands would have been a much different movie if it were called Edward ___hands",
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"An unusual reason to duel somebody",
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"Somebody who would make a terrible soccer goalie",
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"A name for a lingerie store targeted to very conservative women",
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"A terrible name for a street",
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"A secret image hidden on the $1 bill",
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"A bad substitute for dental floss",
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"The scariest challenge that was never done on Fear Factor",
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"What cows are usually saying when they moo",
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"A bad line to have on your business card",
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"Never ___ after applying lotion",
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"A name that would always make a teacher laugh during roll call",
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"Something you should never think about while meditating",
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"A nutritional fact you'd find on a can of whoop ass",
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"If you really listen hard, you'll hear a seashell say this",
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"A good use for an abandoned mall",
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"The weirdest NASCAR sponsor you could see painted on a car",
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"A terrible place to dump grandma's ashes",
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"The worst thing to say during your Oscar award speech",
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"The worst gig for any truck driver would be delivering ___",
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'Should you catch on fire, remember, "Stop, Drop, Roll, and then ___"',
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"A really crappy nude calendar: The Men of ___",
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"A warning that should come with every IKEA futon",
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"How your spouse knows you're having an affair with a clown",
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"A bad thing to hear after yelling \"Hello!\" into a deep cave",
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"An awkward thing to say to the naked guy next to you on the bus",
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"A sign they should put up on the Florida state line",
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"How you would spend your first day as U.S. president",
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"A good name for a pet aardvark",
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"Why are printer ink cartridges so expensive?",
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"The title of a video game that would've been huge in the 1800s",
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"A weird thing to shout when you're mid-air during a cannonball",
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"A phrase nobody in the history of mankind has ever uttered",
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"A road sign that would cause you to turn around: \"Watch out for ___\"",
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'First-draft movie line: "Frankly, my dear, I ___"',
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"The worst song to lose your virginity to",
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"A terrible name for a hotel: The ___ Inn",
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"The worst topping to put on a cake",
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"WARNING: Never put ___ into a Crock-Pot",
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"Something that even a raccoon wouldn't eat",
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"Something that would be terrifying to notice in the background of a selfie",
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"The booth nobody visits at the job fair is for a business called ___",
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"An alternate name for meatloaf",
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"A good name for a band whose lead singer is a goat",
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"The name of an exhibit you'd be surprised to see at an art museum",
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"A terrible brand name for cat food",
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"The last thing you want to find in your cat's hairball",
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"What a caveman says right after sex",
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"New high school superlative: Most likely to ___",
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"The last sign we'll get before the apocalypse",
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"A good name for a roller derby team composed of nuns",
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"A terrible scent for a car freshener",
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"A three-word review of baths",
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"The next TV spin-off: Law and Order: Special ___ Unit",
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"The task that Satan's intern hates most",
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"The brand name of a patriotic line of diapers",
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"Something you don't want to hear from the skydiving instructor strapped to your back",
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"How you can spot a counterfeit Rolex",
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"The worst carnival attraction: The ___ Booth",
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"The worst time to tell someone you want a divorce is in the middle of ___",
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"The most important part of a hillbilly wedding",
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"What a rich jerk drinks champagne out of",
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"How does Swiss cheese get all those holes?",
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"A sign that your dog is an idiot",
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"A fun activity that only requires three fingers",
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"The first thing the ugly duckling did after turning into a beautiful swan",
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"What lobsters think as they are being boiled",
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"The wrong thing to say after farting in church",
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"Why haven't we been back to the moon?",
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"The worst crime in Middle-earth",
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"A really dumb name for a barbershop",
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"The one job robots will never take from humans",
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"To become a billionaire in mere days, simply ___",
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"How old-timey sailors passed the time on long voyages",
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"The last thing you want to find in a vacuum bag",
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"What are goats saying most of the time?",
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"The weirdest label you could have on a moving box",
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"The sound a black hole makes",
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"A rejected title in the Magic School Bus series: The Magic School Bus Goes to ___",
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"In the year 2085, ___ will be the American currency",
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"A great line to use to insert yourself into any conversation",
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"A dangerous thing for a drone to deliver to you",
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"The last thing you want to hear while in a tent",
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"A good reason to give a restaurant a zero star review",
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"Why are we put here on this Earth?",
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"Life hack! If you don't have a wine rack, simply use a ___",
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"Write a really dramatic line for a doctor to say in a TV medical drama",
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'The least impressive trophy: "1st place in ___"',
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"The hardest job to do while on roller skates",
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"The weirdest setting to find on a microwave would be a pre-programmed button for ___",
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"The title of the worst book to read on a toilet",
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'Proposed new Olive Garden slogan: "When you\'re here, you\'re ___"',
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"An idea for a really weird business: Rent-a-___",
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"An easy way to start a fire is to rub ___ together",
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"A good name for a Coldplay cover band",
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"A good way to get kicked out of a jazz band",
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"The best part about being an 1800s fur trapper",
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"A terrible drill sergeant would be constantly yelling ___",
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"The title of the shortest book ever written",
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"Remember, when buying a new home, always make sure the previous owner didn't ___",
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"An unusual store: ___ R' US",
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'A word that shouldn\'t come before "jerky"',
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"The worst TV program: ___ Dance Party",
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"Why is life so hard?",
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"Why the fish in your aquarium hate you",
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"A good use for 50 gallons of bacon grease",
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"A weird button in James Bond's car is simply labeled ___",
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"A new traffic law that really needs to happen",
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"Something you should never do without gloves on",
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"A warning that should come with spray-on cheese",
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"A great name for a real estate agent",
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"A sign your marriage may be falling apart",
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'The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles should update their catchphrase from "Cowabunga!" to "___!"',
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"The dumbest use of science would be to clone a ___",
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"What you will bequeath to your enemy upon your death",
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"A line in the Canadian national anthem, probably",
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"A clickbait headline about cows",
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"The worst thing an HR manager could wear",
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"The most pointless thing to strap a GoPro camera on",
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"A troubling thing to notice on your shirt tag: 2% ___",
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"The worst thing to say in a marriage proposal",
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"The last person you'd want to be on a lifeboat with",
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"Make up a name that probably no one in history has ever had",
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"The one thing that never sells at costume shops is a mask of ___",
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'The weirdest "talent" a beauty pageant contestant could showcase',
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"The last thing you want to hear from somebody sitting in front of you on a Megabus",
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"A strange thing to shout during a tickle fight",
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"An appropriate song to be playing at a sperm bank",
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"What ruined your hot air balloon ride?",
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"The devil's biggest complaint about Hell",
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"A bad excuse for missing your kid's graduation",
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"The name of a male strip show with really out-of-shape guys",
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"A disturbing thing to see your kid making out of clay",
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'The way to celebrate being honored as "Zoo Employee of the Month"',
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"Something you don't want to find in your grandpa's tool shed",
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"What a caveman has nightmares about",
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"The next way airlines will probably try to save money: ___",
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"The real reason the giant at the top of the beanstalk was trying to kill Jack",
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"What unicorn flatulence smells like",
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"Something you don't usually see on engaged couples' registry lists",
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"What's that smell?",
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"The hardest question a bridge troll could ask you",
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"Something in 98% of all cargo pants pockets",
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"The most inappropriate place to have a mechanical bull",
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"Bagels should change their name to ___",
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"The new menu item at Taco Bell in 2040 will be Chicken ___",
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"Terrible advice from a driver's ed instructor",
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"The one change churches could make that would probably get more people to attend",
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"A creative use for a corn cob",
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"The worst thing to paint on a new baby's nursery wall",
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"How do you seduce a bear?",
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"The weirdest event for which to camp out the night before",
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"The worst job to have at the White House",
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"Don't throw out those used chopsticks! They can be used to ___",
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"What a turtle looks for in a mate",
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"Breaking news! Scientists have just discovered nature's fiercest creature: the ___ shark",
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"The worst thing to wake up and find sitting on your chest",
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"A great use for a dirty diaper",
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"Conspiracy alert! Aliens are real and they're ___",
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"What the 13th month would be called",
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"The worst thing to have written on the butt area of your shorts",
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"The #1 cause of death for Care Bears",
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"What you've been searching for wasn't inside you this whole time. It was in ___",
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"The official name for the Pope's underwear",
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"A good name for a fictional town in Australia",
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"A great way to save electricity is to ___",
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"The worst excuse for ditching your date",
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"A weird thing for an astronaut to say on the moon",
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"The Eiffel Tower would be a lot cooler if it had ___",
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"The worst title for a rap song",
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'The worst thing to hear from your spouse: "I\'m leaving you for ___"',
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"You should always ___ before you get married",
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"Every airline flight should come with a free ___",
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"A weird way to keep your ears warm",
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"What a moron would say at a museum",
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"The name of a singles bar for pirates",
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"New rule: You should automatically be arrested if you ___",
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"The weirdest ingredient to put in trail mix",
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"A good line for breaking the tension at a fish funeral",
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"It's a bird, it's a plane, oh, wait, no. Nevermind, it's just ___",
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"The name of a clothing store for jockeys",
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"An inappropriate time to wear a tuxedo",
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"The title of a drama clearly gunning to win an Oscar",
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"A great name for a meteorologist",
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"The number one reported crime in Mister Rogers' neighborhood",
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"The worst vehicle to drag race in",
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"How to make golf more exciting",
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"The most common item in the Lost and Found box in Hell",
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"The weirdest menu item to choose for your last meal",
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"A secret Six Flags ride that only billionaires can go on",
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"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Oh, and also ___",
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"A weird plan for saving the manatees",
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"A strange thing for a ghost to whisper in your ear",
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"The most embarrassing thing that could happen at prom",
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"You get the weirdest image results when you search for ___",
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"A great pickup line to use in a retirement home",
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"The name of a really crappy robot",
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"A good sign that you accidentally married a duck",
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"A terrible name for a panini restaurant",
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"Some solid life advice: Never trust ___",
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"A campaign slogan guaranteed to get you elected president",
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"Something creepy to hear a kid say",
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"What Santa's elves do in the off-season",
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"A rejected name for nipples",
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"What the raccoons digging in your garbage say about you",
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"A bumper sticker a nudist would have",
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"A rejected Jelly Belly flavor",
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"The title of an album recorded by a singing goat",
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"A new slogan for the Greyhound bus company",
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"Women, never date a guy who ___",
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"The number one thing on Superman's bucket list",
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"More money, more ___",
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"After killing Hitler, the second thing you would do with a time machine",
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"The worst picture to see framed in your grandmother's house",
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"The title of a Goosebumps book that was never published",
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"Everybody Poops II: ___",
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"The scariest thing you can think of is ___ riding ___",
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"Alfred may know Batman's secret identity, but the biggest secret he keeps is ___",
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"Queen Elizabeth's wrestling name",
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"A good name for a mint for your butt",
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"A promise you shouldn't make to a sick child",
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"The worst thing to blurt out when watching a movie sex scene with your parents",
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"The worst catchphrase for a Star Trek captain",
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"The name of a cereal for serial killers",
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'The worst children\'s game: "Hungry, Hungry ___"',
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"A weird Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan movie: Sleepless in ___",
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"The title of an unreleased Air Bud movie",
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"The worst question to be asked at a lifeguard job interview",
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"What you shouldn't say as you're getting baptized",
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"A new, exciting rule for Monopoly: pass Go and collect ___",
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"What a really bad smuggler would say to a border guard",
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"The title of an erotic movie for elephants",
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"The name of a lingerie store for bears",
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"A sex position for ghosts",
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"A strange question to find on an IQ test",
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"The worst thing to see while wearing x-ray glasses",
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"Who's the boss?",
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"You know you've found your soulmate when you look them in the eye and they say ___",
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"The worst interrogation would have a good cop, a bad cop and a ___ cop",
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"Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee and don't touch me until I've had my ___",
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"Something you should never say when pulled over by a small town sheriff",
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"The employees at IKEA hate it when you ___",
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"The hardest part of having five secret families",
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"Something you shouldn't say to a mafia godfather",
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"A sign you may be a terrible babysitter",
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"A sign you may be in a cult",
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"Title of an HGTV show for bees",
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"A terrible thing to say while testing out a mattress",
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"A terrible name for a street drug",
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"The next big reality show: America's Got ___",
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"Why you're not allowed back at Jurassic Park",
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"The one thing that depresses Popeye",
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'Weird advice from your grandfather: "Don\'t take any wooden ___"',
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"The pep talk you'd get from a football coach who bet on the other team",
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"If you want to survive prison, walk up to the scariest prisoner and ___",
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"WARNING: The government allows school lunches to contain up to 4% ___",
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"There should be greeting cards specifically for this situation",
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'A rejected first-draft line from The Shining: "Here\'s ___!"',
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"How you know your RV is haunted",
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"What should be dumped on the losing coach at the end of a football game",
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"The worst thing to write in the tip section of a check",
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'A rejected church hymn: "Swing Low, Sweet ___"',
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"The worst place to fall asleep",
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"A question The Riddler asks on a first date",
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"A bad lawyer's opening statement to the jury",
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"Elvis' last words, probably",
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"A shocking thing to see digging through your garbage at night",
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"The perfect thing to say to get rid of door-to-door solicitors",
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"A new name for bananas",
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"A lame thing to say before your big drag race",
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"Elections would be a whole lot better if instead of debates, we made the candidates ___",
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"The name of a nightclub for people in their 40's",
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"The worst office has a view of ___",
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"Why Wolverine can't make a relationship work",
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"The one thing Spider-Man's spider-sense never warns him about",
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"The name of a bar with no bathrooms",
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"Wife Swap is a much better show than ___ Swap",
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"A terrible name for a yacht: The SS ___",
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"Something you don't want to hear from the guy driving your romantic horse-drawn carriage",
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"The name of a snobby hair salon for cats",
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"The worst thing to say as you enter a tough biker bar",
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'An interesting thing on Robocop\'s job performance review: "Needs to work on ___"',
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"The worst thing to say while being tortured",
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"A rejected name for a Crayola color",
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"A good name for a very cheap brand of whiskey",
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'A political slogan if a bear was running for President: "Make America ___ Again"',
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"Explain how babies are made in three words",
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"The perfect man is tall, dark and ___",
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"In the future, robots will do everything for us except ___",
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"A good sign your dog wears your clothes when you're not home",
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"The name of a horse you should never bet on",
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"A better name for belly buttons",
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"You know you have a shady landlord when ___",
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"It's sweet when grandma knits you a scarf. It's really weird when she knits you ___",
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"You know you're old when you're at a bar and the bartender asks you ___",
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"You know you're staying at a dirty hotel when they offer a free continental ___",
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"You know your company is going out of business when you show up to work and notice ___",
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"A great thing for a parent to say to scare their child's prom date",
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"A good joke to say while you're tied up in a basement",
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"A great way to get expelled from Hogwarts",
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"A family heirloom you probably shouldn't pass down to your children",
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"A sign your Roomba may be sentient",
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'A bad way to start your valedictorian speech would be "Ladies and gentlemen, I ___"',
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"Why the Tin Man isn't married",
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"Frankenstein's middle school nickname",
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"Harry Potter can do a really weird and obscure spell that allows him to ___",
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"When you cough up blood you should be concerned. When you cough up ___ you should be terrified",
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"The name of an animated movie that stars a surfing cow",
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"A weird catchphrase Jesus would say before performing a miracle",
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"What you say three times to summon Donald Trump",
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"The only things that can survive nuclear war are cockroaches and ___",
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"What NOT to say to a date while you're on a paddle boat",
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'An odd headline to see on the cover of Cosmo: "17 Tricks for ___"',
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"How did the ghosts in Pac-Man die?",
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"A new term for when you're drunk off mimosas",
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"A sign you never see: \"Honk if you're ___\"",
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"The sequel to Shakespeare in Love would be called Shakespeare in ___",
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"A cute thing a lawyer would say as he cuddles you",
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"Your awesome, new Witness Relocation Program name",
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"The worst part about having your human brain living in a robot body",
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'If a job interviewer asks "What\'s your biggest weakness?," always say ___',
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"What movie title best describes the state of your butt right now?",
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"You know it's love when you don't even hesitate when your lover asks you to ___",
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"Something you never want to hear a flight attendant say",
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"Yelling fire in a crowded movie theater is bad, but even worse is yelling ___",
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"A bouncy castle is cool, but a bouncy ___ is just sad",
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"If Michigan is shaped like a hand, Texas should be shaped like a ___",
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"You know you have a messed-up kid when they give you a crayon drawing of ___",
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"What a moody teen would say to hurt their step-dad, Bigfoot",
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"The worst place to put potato salad",
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"The saddest thing to say with a voice full of helium",
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"What Twinkies should be filled with",
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"You know you're going crazy when you hear the Rice Krispies say ___",
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"The worst thing to say in the backseat of a cop car",
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"A brand of pants for mermaids",
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"The name of a support group for men who can't grow beards",
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"If you want a really effective scarecrow, make sure it resembles ___",
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"The worst time to hear a camera go off",
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'The worst cocktail that ends in "-tini"',
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"A great way to make a dolphin mad is to ___",
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"A bad thing to hear the person cutting your hair say",
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'A great way to spice up baseball is the rule "Three Strikes and You\'re ___"',
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"How Papa Smurf plans to spend his retirement",
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"The reason the aliens stopped abducting you",
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'A terrible reply to the text "U up?"',
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"A mystery that Nancy Drew couldn't solve: The Case of the ___",
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"The worst toy you could find in a box of cereal",
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"The title of a cookbook written by a cowboy",
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"A terrible name for a toupee company",
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"A unique feature in a couch for billionaires",
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"The name of a fast food restaurant where the workers don't wear pants",
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"The best way to make a waiter at a snooty restaurant angry is to keep asking ___",
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'A rejected, less scary, title for the movie Jaws',
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"The title of a tell-all book by a former My Little Pony",
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"The name of a holiday you quickly make up to get out of work",
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"The worst thing to smell as you get into your car",
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'First-draft movie line: "Go ahead. Make my ___"',
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"A terrible thing to say to the bouncer checking your fake ID",
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"A bad way to make friends with your new next door neighbor",
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"The title of an action movie starring frogs",
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"The least popular scented candle smells like ___",
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"The title of a TV drama about a farmer who becomes a cop",
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"An odd thing to find in a cave painting",
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"The worst excuse Clark Kent has given Lois Lane so he could go change into Superman",
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"The worst thing you could try to donate to the Salvation Army",
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"Life hack! An ordinary melon baller can also be used for ___",
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"A good sign there's an invisible man living in your apartment",
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"The wrong thing to say to the kidnappers who have your husband",
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"The most disappointing thing to win on a game show: a lifetime supply of ___",
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"When confronted by a mountain lion, stay calm, stand as tall as possible, and ___",
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'A wise old saying your grandma taught you: "Look before you ___"',
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"A rejected superhero vehicle: the ___mobile",
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"You know it's time to lose weight when your gut blocks your view of ___",
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'A weird surgery that starts with "Laser"',
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"What you might hear Big Bird say on his deathbed",
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"The worst way to die: death by a thousand ___",
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"A bad name for a proctologist: Dr. ___",
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"Snow White's biggest complaint about living with the Seven Dwarfs",
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"The worst thing to get stuck in your hair",
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"A good taunt to yell at the zoo elephants",
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"The most popular ride at a religious theme park",
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"The worst thing to say during your Supreme Court Justice confirmation hearing",
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"The most inappropriate song to be air drumming to",
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"A good replacement for Sea World's whale shows would be ___",
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"The worst bachelor party would involve ___",
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"What the world's most obnoxiously trendy brunch restaurant would be called",
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"A strange thing to keep as a pet",
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"A job that doesn't exist now, but that somebody probably had in olden times",
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"A good name for a sex robot",
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"The worst reason to call 911",
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"What the hare did with his life after losing to the tortoise",
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"The best part about being Donald Trump",
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"A movie that needed more nudity",
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"The worst person who could sing the James Bond theme",
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"A new children's classic: The Velveteen ___",
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"The title of a Goosebumps book that was never published",
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"What the S stands for in Ulysses S. Grant",
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"A good name for a mint for your butt",
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"A rejected Jelly Belly flavor",
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"The worst catchphrase for a Star Trek captain",
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] as const;
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Theo Browne